Saturday, May 15, 2010

TNA Sacrifice Preview

Beer Money vs. Motor City Machine Guns vs. Team 3D in a No. 1 contender's match
All 3 teams can have an exciting match; therefore, I'm looking forward to this 3 way dance. Considering Nash & Hall will be retaining, my prediction is that Team 3D will win this and challenge The Band for a long awaited WCW vs. ECW TEN YEARS LATER matchup.

Madison Rayne vs. Tara for the TNA Knockouts Title or Tara's career
Tara is scheduled to be leaving, thus this match is a foregone conclusion. I hope Angelina Love challenges Rayne after this debacle.

Rob Terry vs. Orlando Jordan for the Global Title
Who could possibly give two hoots about this match? It's a piss poor version of Goldust vs. Razor Ramon. Orlando is an average wrestler; however, Terry is simply a Vinnie Mac masturbatory wrestler. I will pick OJ to "squeeze out" the win to capture the championship.

Desmond Wolfe vs. Abyss in a Chelsea vs. Ring match
I like this match without the stipulations. What in the blue hell is Abyss going to do with Chelsea for 30 days? Is she going to bathe him? Play fetch with him? The Hall of Fame ring has as much value as Hogan's wedding ring. I choose Desmond to defeat the Monster with another brass knux ball shot.

Kazarian vs. Douglas Williams for the X Division Title
Feuds over STOLEN title belts = negative interest. I choose Kazarian because he wouldn't cut his hair to get off of Velocity.

Scott Hall and Kevin Nash vs. Ink Inc. for the TNA Tag Titles
TOTAL SQUASH
CHAMPIONS RETAIN!

Mr. Anderson vs. Jeff Hardy
Pumped up for this match. Anderson tickles me pink as a heel and Hardy is the hottest face on the planet. Expecting some solid action with a thrilling finish.

Sting vs. Jeff Jarrett
Basic brawl, but possibly some entertaining action. Sting is not even a heel and Jarrett is wishy washy. I predict Flair will interfere to aid Sting in victory.

Rob Van Dam vs. A.J. Styles for the TNA Title
SOLE REASON TO ORDER THIS PPV

LETS GO RVD!

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